...It's not like watching Brazil

Ha bloody ha

How to miss a penalty the IHFC way.

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A picture can say a thousand words ... sometimes BS all the same!

Left: Beauty and The Beast, Centre: One Great Manager to another, Right: Dav gets carried away.

Can you spot the real Dav?

A typical Dav-Bill conversation

Dav: Bill, you're fat
Bill: You're fat and bald
Dav: You're fat and ugly
Bill: You're fat, bald and ugly

You've probably got the gist by now. And if you think it's not funny, you're dead right; especially when you've heard it 1000 times!

Physical presence

You may have noticed that the club badge, left, features the motto 'Physical presense'. This is Dav's famous chant from the sideline ... one of few intelligent comments you might hear from him, in fact. Badge design by Mike Paisley.